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Monday 13 April 2015

A Shaggy Dog Story


It seems that on Sunday last, David Cameron was addressing an audience of the faithful in a church hall in Cheltenham. He was approached afterwards outside the hall by a passer-by called Sarah Styler and her eight-month old puppy, a small fun-loving bundle of fur. Much to Mrs Styler's surprise she was banned from speaking to the Mr.Cameron because the dog was described as a security threat.

Tory aides scrambled urgently to take the Jack Russell and toy poodle cross-breed away from Mrs.Styler and escorted him across the road to be a “safe distance” from Cameron.

Someone then apparently shopped the Prime Minister to the RSPCA.



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